Gordon Centre - NSW
Mark Zvolanek Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine writing a review for the toilets. But the universe works in mysterious (and occasionally urgent) ways. Answering nature’s call for a number two while near Gordon Centre, I braced myself for the type of horror you might see in Trainspotting. But lo and behold, I wandered in to find possibly the cleanest public loos in New South Wales. Cleanliness? These thrones were so spotless I half expected the automatic doors to slide open with an angelic choir. If you’ve ever been to Japan, you know their restrooms are legendary, but the Gordon Centre’s cleaning crew are clearly in fierce competition. You can practically eat off the floor (but probably shouldn’t). No sticky floors, no mystery puddles, and not a whiff out of place. If toilets could win Michelin stars, these would get five—and a standing ovation. Five stars.


