1 /5 Selena A: β
ββββ A Biohazard Disguised as a "Premium" Gym
This place is a masterclass in how to fail at literally every aspect of running a fitness facility. The equipment? Half of its held together with duct tape and prayers - Ive seen sturdier machines at abandoned playgrounds. The "state-of-the-art" treadmills sound like dying walruses, and the weight machines have more wobble than a drunk toddler.
The hygiene situation is a legitimate health hazard. The locker rooms smell like a medieval plague ward, and Ive witnessed staff members "clean" equipment by essentially waving a dirty rag in its general direction. Found used band-aids in the sauna THREE TIMES. THREE.
Management here operates with the organizational skills of a goldfish on sedatives. Theyll charge you hidden fees with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store, but try to cancel? Suddenly youre navigating a bureaucratic maze that would make the DMV blush. I watched them try to gaslight a 70-year-old woman into believing she signed a 3-year contract when shed actually signed for 1 year. Disgusting.
The "personal trainers" are a joke - most look like theyve never lifted anything heavier than their ego. One tried to sell me 200 worth of supplements while I was mid-deadlift, another spent our entire session scrolling Instagram. Their "nutrition advice" came straight from a 2003 bodybuilding forum.
Peak hours? Good luck. Its like a sardine can if the sardines were all sweaty finance bros aggressively hogging equipment for 45-minute Instagram photoshoots. Ive seen people literally bring entire luggage sets to claim multiple machines.
Save yourself. This place is where fitness dreams go to die, covered in other peoples sweat and corporate greed.