1 /5 Le Gnoule: As someone who’s been lifting for seventeen years, I can confidently say this gym is one of the biggest jokes I’ve ever seen. The place is packed with machines that nobody on this planet would ever use, unless their goal is to waste time and pretend they’re training. It’s 2025, people actually know how to work out now thanks to YouTube and social media, yet this gym seems stuck in 2004 with equipment that looks more decorative than functional. And the essential machines, the ones every serious lifter needs? Practically nonexistent. Whoever designed this setup clearly has zero understanding of fitness.
I lost my access card and went to the front desk, hoping at least the staff would make up for the equipment disaster. Instead, I was greeted by two employees who looked like I had personally ruined their day just by existing. They barely looked at me, continued their conversation, and acted like I was interrupting something far more important than doing their job. I arrived with a smile and a polite hello, and they hit me with a fifty dollar fee for a replacement card. Fifty dollars for a tiny piece of plastic. Not a thank you, not a goodbye, not even the slightest hint of professionalism.
This gym is terribly managed from top to bottom. I’ve trained in gyms all around the world, and I’ve never seen such a combination of useless equipment, careless staff, and overall lack of quality. If you care even slightly about your training or about being treated with basic respect, do yourself a favor and stay far, far away from this place.