Johnny Jungle im a regular here, or so my wife thinks.
i frequent this venue like a hunter. what do i hunt you ask? a free machine that isnt covered in the juices of someones manhood.
the locker rooms remind me of the bustling streets of new york, littered with stench, a lack of shame, too much honesty, and a vibe that would make even a grown man weep.
as an improvement to this venue, i want change.
and i want it now.
get the people theirs towels, teach us how to wash and if we cant learn, do it for us.
wipe the machines for us. put up signs to do so.
do something, for the love of god.
yours sincerely
johnny j
p.s stop closing early, us hustlers need the gym 24/7, i have people to please and metal to move.
4 /5