5 /5 Sarah Grundy: Look, Im not writing this scathing review cos I dont like dogs okay? I love dogs. Some of my best friends are dogs. I used to have a dog. Im a 35yr old white woman, I remember when we used to call them floofers and Boop them- we are in a better time now.
So if we are in a better time, then riddle me this. How is it that in 2025, we can send Katy Perry to the moon but I cant go for a walk on my beloved Merri without wheeling my pram through poo? I dont know how it happens but every walk I go on I return with more poo than I left with, and thats saying something cos I have a baby and I have a coffee and a green smoothie for breakfast.
Look, I get it, I used to be one of you people. Your dog does a shit and you side eye around, no ones looking and its just a few pebbles. Youve had a long day at work, so you treat yourself and leave the poo. Its natural right? If the bugs and ants can shit everywhere why not your dog right? So continue your walk with your empty bag and empty conscience.
I get it, life is hard. Weve got Trump over there running amok and Bridget Jones is having hot sex with 29 year olds. Sex and the city has returned with no Samantha. Yes life is tough. But all I ask is this. Next time youre staring at your dogs most recent pile of steaming brown treasure, ask yourself if your next move will benefit all of man and woman kind.
Because dont we all deserve a better world?
Lovely reserve.
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